I drove to Hutchinson, Kansas Today

I had to deliver some elves and I didn't want to pay the astronomical shipping prices, so I drove them to their destination. There were times during the 4 hour drive that I tried to pretend play that I was a UPS driver in my head. All I could think about was all the houses I would have to stop at and how I would have to constantly lift things and move off my seat. I do not want to be a UPS driver.