I wanna be a billionaire!!!

He wrote the song for me. He sings it to me on the radio. I'm so ignorant of main stream music that I don't know who even sings it. I just know that we could be the best of friends - especially if he gets his wants before mine. I want to do nothing all day and I want to stay up all night. I want to wait 20 more years before a child comes out my vagina. I want a nanny before it even gets here and I want a really nice baby shower. I hope that I can still drink 6 to 8 liters of diet coke a day and smoke 2 packs of cigs. I will drink orange juice in the morning. If I were a billionaire all this would be possible. I guess I should make sure that my plans aren't evil. I'm watching the history channel and according to several Americans and history documentation Hell doth exist! I must give some of those billions away. I would be ok as a millionaire!